Ameritrade (fka AMTD)

[mokew]

Old Age Fun.



Nothing like a weird sense of humor to make the week wonderful!!!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Thought you might like to see what happened
to one retiree last week.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking
ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a piece of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.