edit, SPIN...SPIN-erama, please understand that this being a virtual community, casting is in the third eye of the beholder. David Spade is a CAPITAL idea, although I would have leaned a bit more to Denis Leary (from his "No cure for cancer" standup days)
edit1: [that Denis Leary comes BEFORE I read your post]
As for Liam Neeson, well, I blush...
...which isn't a good thing to do here in jail, so I should leave now.
"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. - Carl Sagan