butt! He's a pilot! That's gotta count for something. Oh wait ... he's a pilot who doesn't know the airstrips in his own back yard. And hadn't a clue what ORD stands for. Given his mooniemath, would you trust his ability to even balance his own checkbook? His sole claim to fame is his "friendship" with tommy, norbert and mari. Not a ringing endorsement of his character or the amount of grey matter between his ears.