New & improved Swamp

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Either way Pre it makes for a hell of a story. So there I am this morning at work with that Kodak of the hog on my screen and my fellow colleagues ask me, "what’s that"?. Immediately the art of the fish story comes to mind and I tell em, “that’s the feller I met on the internet and the hog he shot at the place I’m going next month”.

I say “yeah that's it, see that dude, I met him on the internet, he’s a wild and crazy dude who hunts on every continent, he’s shot grizzly in Alaska, Cape buffalo, Rino, and elephant in Africa” and has stories written about his wild adventures in Field and Stream regularly. I told em he’s a wild man and that’s the hog he shot last year with a 300 Weatherby Mag. I told em all that supposedly the hog charged em and the great hunter from the internet dropped the hog 15 feet away and said he needed more sport this year so we are going to hunt these hogs with handguns.

Right now I’m looking at tags with my colleagues names on my valuables in my office. I guess they put dibs on my valuables when I went out and hit the can. B-)