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Friday, 02/20/2004 3:27:27 PM

Friday, February 20, 2004 3:27:27 PM

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Talk about more than one meaning for a word, jeez !!!!

What is the most functional word in the English language, you ask?
Well, it's shit........
> > >That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most
> > functional
> > >word in the English language.
> > >
> > >Consider this:
> > >
> > >You can be shit faced,
> > >Shit out of luck,
> > >Or have shit for brains.
> > >
> > >With a little effort, you can get your shit
> > together,
> > >Find a place for your shit
> > >Or decide to shit or get off the pot..
> > >
> > >You can smoke shit,
> > >Buy shit, sell shit,
> > >Lose shit, find shit,
> > >Forget shit,
> > >And tell others to eat shit and die.
> > >
> > >Some people know their shit,
> > >While others can't tell the difference between shit
> > and shineola.
> > >
> > >There are lucky shits,
> > >Dumb shits,
> > >Crazy shits,
> > >And sweet shits.
> > >
> > >There is bull shit,
> > >Horse shit,
> > >And chicken shit.
> > >
> > >You can throw shit,
> > >Sling shit,
> > >Catch shit,
> > >Shoot the shit,
> > >Or duck when shit hits the fan.
> > >
> > >You can give a shit
> > >Or serve shit on a shingle.
> > >
> > >You can find yourself in deep shit
> > >Or be happier than a pig in shit.
> > >
> > >Some days are colder than shit,
> > >Some days are hotter than shit,
> > >And some days are just plain shitty.
> > >
> > >Some music sounds like shit,
> > >
> > >Or it can be the shit
> > >
> > >
> > >Things can look like shit,
> > >And there are times when you feel like shit.
> > >
> > >You can have too much shit,
> > >The right shit,
> > >The wrong shit,
> > >Or a lot of weird shit.
> > >
> > >You can carry shit,
> > >Have a mountain of shit,
> > >Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
> > >
> > >Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
> > >And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
> > come out smelling like
> > > a rose.
> > >
> > >When you stop to consider all the facts,
> > >It's the basic building block of creation.
> > >And remember, once you know your shit,
> > >You don't need to know anything else!
> > >
> > >You could pass this along, if you give a shit!





He who loses to another does not get the satisfaction of losing to me !!!!!

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