uWink Inc. (UWKI)

[Netman]

AND NOLAN SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD

Nolan said, "Let there be uWink," and there was a uWink. Nolan saw that the uWink was good, and he separated the company-owned from the franchises. Nolan called the company-owned "Now" and the franchises he called "Later."

And Nolan said, "Let there be an expansion between the lands and to separate US Land from International Land." So Nolan made the expansion and separated the land under the expanse from the land above it. And it was so. Nolan called the first expanse "Grand." And there was an Opening, and there were Leases in later days.

And Nolan said, "Let the Grand Openings under the sky be gathered to one place, and let company-owned appear." And it was so. Nolan called the company-owned "California," and the gathered leases he called,"More." And Nolan saw that it was good.

Then Nolan said, "Let the expansion produce Stock Shares: stock-bearing warrants and many uWinks on the land that bear menus with fun in it, according to their various kinds." And it was so. The uWinks produced customers: adult males and females bearing kids according to their kinds and young women bearing fruit with seed in them according to their kinds. And Nolan saw that it was good. And there was evening play, and there was lunch and dinner the next day.

And Nolan said, "Let there soon be in the expanse of the uWinks to separate the company-owned from the franchises, and let them serve as future signs to mark seasons and days and years, and let them be beacons in the expansion of the uWink Plan to give Fun on the earth." And it was so.

And Nolan said, "Let the expansion teem with investor creatures, and let brokers fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky." And Nolan saw that it was good. Nolan blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and increase customers in number and fill the uWinks in the land, and let the investors increase on the earth." And there was “next week”, and there was more money by the fifth day.

And Netman saw that it was good…