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[Anonymous Nobody]

I visited Mr. Van Dyke about his plans. Now I understand why we want a slow plane to hop islands.





Now with that in mind, I asked Mr. Van Dyke, "How do you do this, how do you handle these hotties, build planes, and issue those great PRs."

He told me his secret: Two Coca-colas a day, one scotch at midnight, melatonin, and three little magical blue pills he said "kept him up up up." Here's a picture we took, although Mr. Van Dyke, for some reason, changed colors towards the end of the night, does anyone know what could have caused this?

Here he is:


Then he showed me his trip to Brazil.