Strange, but largely true. Enjoy.
My money is still on General F. A. , because :
1] He's mentioned last on the "Top 9 Greatest Hits List" , like they're afraid of him.
2] The fewest words were used to insult him , like they are really afraid of him.
3] He's probably proud of being accused of being the mastermind of the perfectly coordinated sneak-attack, and massive overnight destruction. That's what the best Generals do best , and he probably takes it as a compliment. Besides, he's been retired for a while, and probably enjoyed re-sharpening his skills.
4] Although not stated, as I read the latest paim humorous short story, he seems to have been the first to resign. Probably after organizing the others to attack simultaneously, from all sides. And probably has the "Rochelle Laylay laptop" , for evidence, and all key witnesses in his new legal take-over army.
Aside:
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By the way, the "Rochelle Laylay Laptop" is the funniest part of the paim short story, and her best friend , "Dahlia Honey" , is a great additional sweet touch. I think that I caught their act a few years ago, in a seedy North Las Vegas 'district'. It was the first U.S. performance of "the “cliché” method" , and the crowd went wild.
And "Cindy Caballero" introduced them, wearing a Cowboy Hat, mostly. Also, that was also the first time I ever heard that exact sentence, that was re-used + plagiarized in the comedy story above. Ready ?
" Ms. Caballero is always welcome to come back if she wishes to, because in our opinion she can be an asset because of her talent! "
"Elvis Hidalgo" was the DJ, and his buddies, "Regie Salivato" and "Mike Penaslotza" were the bouncers, during + right after the performance.
Apologies to those who were not mentioned above. They must have been off, getting something, when I visited the Pink Pain Playpen, in exciting N.L.V.
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End of Aside, and back to General F. A. , seriously.
I am betting that The General will organize a legal take-over of paim, with his 8+ new Lieutenants as corroborating witnesses, and a little help from his old career comrades and political friends. Then, after some brief de-briefing, paim's remaining Golden Dream Team "Executives" , will be quickly 'convinced' to resign, and go down in paim history as the 'Gobbled-Up Drummed-Out Touts' , including donations of their personal asset, and much larger donations from their obvious, long-term, and still-active, North American helpers.
Then, I will definitely invest in General F. A.'s new stock,
and even Janice might buy a few shares, just for fun.
I suggest the military name of GDAM (= General Disposal And Mining).
We're all with you, General. So, Let's Roll out the Bae hive.
Ready when you are, Sir.
BackField Marshall Extra
