OMG!!! That is SO hideously bad, Quahog. Bad, bad, bad.
Dammit, I'm gonna have to pass my crown of thorny Christmas holly to you for that one.
Tell me: is he single? 'Cause if so, we're going to have to do our best to keep him and my older daughter away from each other, as together they might spawn an evil race of family-hating borgs that will roam the east coast.