A small zoo in Oklahoma acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat and to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
a redneck part-time worker at the zoo. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks,
had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bo by Lee showed some interest but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer but only under four conditions:
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> 1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
> The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
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> 2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
> The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
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> 3. "Third," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'drun raised as Baptist."
> After a little chuckle, once again it was agreed.
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> 4. "And last of all", Bobby Lee stated,
> "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00"
