Wise Investments

[Scrooge McDuck]

revelation!..a true personal experience..........

The other day I was trimming off the legs of my favorite shorts.
To simplify my job, I folded them over and cut four layers of material at once.
I cut too much! I also cut off the crotch.
All of a sudden, I had a mini-skirt!...

What to do? These are/were my favorite shorts. I like the feel of the material. I liked the way they fit and felt.
After all, there were/are my favorite shorts...I owe them something!
I put them on!
AMAZING!

I've heard that tight fitting jeans can hamper male sexuality.
I've heard that heat can hamper male sexuality.
I'VE SOLVED BOTH THOSE PROBLEMS!

Now, the shorts,(I won't call them anything else!), don't feel much different than they did and I have an added coolness that I didn't have before.(almost to a fault)
And freedom?........hah! Being a swinging male has neve been better!

But, there are two problems;
First, how to explain this to another man.
Second, the reaction of guests who come to visit.

The first problem is solved because I don't dare try to explain it.
The second problem is semi-solved because when I hear a knock on the door I pull them lower.
Life is good!