Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[eaglesurvivor]

From the Land of Oz

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.

I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Howard in '07." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.