The TRIPLE REVISED: David Letterman’s 16 PLUS”0” Most Popular Reasons to Vote FOR the RS, Plus the First Ever DOUBLE ZERO (00) Grand Reason to vote FOR the RS, dedicated to the efforts of the browneyedbeeyessir and his overactive sidekick, seeteebee:
16.) Trust these folks, surely they’ll run your company better than they can do a web cast!
15.) They said they’ll use special Texas Crude lube when you bend over, so it won’t hurt so bad. Take it like a man!
14.) If you just call the CEO, he’ll tell you all the info you need to know to convince you to vote for the RS because of his dream for the company he feels he deserves to own 50-100% of. Unfortunately, this wonderful info can’t be put in writing just now and jeez, maybe best to turn off your tape recorder, too. But you’re so special he’s happy -no, overjoyed- to take time away from that silly job of drilling for oil ‘n such to have a friendly, honest, heart-to-heart talk with you and he won’t even use the word “sucker” once.
13.) Gotta vote YES just to validate ctb’s 24/7 efforts against the NO vote.
12.) No one really wants to tar & feather CB, do they???
11.) It’s breaking CB’s heart to see the stock price in the toilet.
10.) GEH is voting for it, it must be right.
9.) You can trust CB to do what’s best for us, at least that’s what I heard.
8.) Surely it can’t be any worse than now.
7.) I heard while in the men’s room that there’s a shrewd group itching to invest $5 million in AMEP. That will blast US into the big leagues and I’ve always wanted to be in the big leagues.
6.) If it passes, someone said CB will put out at least twice as many PRs as before.
5.) I dreamt that CB won’t dump shares on the market or dilute our shares more than we can stand.
4.) We’re gonna be on the AMEX, we’re gonna be on the AMEX, whoopee!
3.) CB will get stinking rich and that means I might be able to buy a new bar-b-que with all my profits.
2.) I don’t like it, but I’m going to vote for it anyway.
1.) I might otherwise think about voting NO, but I don’t want to have anything to do with the evil, radical NO voters, many of whom who are allied with historically anti-AMEP pinko commies.
0.) Since Freemarket talked with CB and has had an epiphany, EVERYONE should trust CB and change their vote to YES! Say Halleluiah!!!
And for the super crowning grace of reasons to vote for the RS, the BIG DOUBLE ZERO:
(00) Vote for this thing?! Who cares?! Our bennies come from runnin’ the casino. Ya know, the wash rinse repeat thingy. Hey, it’s almost time to start another cycle!
AI
