$tacks Upon $tacks Of Moolah

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Too Funny to not pass along:

From:
http://www.crawfordperspectives.com/breaking_news.html#

The disclaimer here reads as follows:

"Crawford Perspectives may or may not hold securities mentioned on this site. Sources of information are believed reliable, but are in no way guaranteed. Opinions and recommendations are given with the understanding that our audience of sophisticated investors is aware of the risks involved."

May or may not...is there a 3rd option?

We might own 'em, we might not. Gee, thanks for sharing that...I couldn't have figured that out on my own...so good of 'em to state the patently obvious.

And I love that sophisticated investors line...LoL!!! When someone selling you something say..."I can see you're a sharp cookie"....well I'll bet you a C-Note the salesperson is lying, they think you're a mark.