MEDirect Latino Inc. (MLTO)

[zcooler]

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE 1ST ANNUAL

MLTO Bagholders Meeting, ZCOOLER presiding.

Our first order of business will be to play for all bagholders the video showing RaT and DebT engaged in unlawful acts with farm animals.

After the viewing, the bagholders will through various means of torture (forcing them to read the Bible) take posession of the company by garnering Rat and Debt's signatures for sale of their shares at a price of .05. We will then invoke a little known bylaw in the company's articles of incorporation that will allow ZCOOLER's six year old to replace Mr. Hanson as the CEO.

The bylaw reads "If Rat and DebT are forced out of the company and then vote themselves back in and then a bagholders meeting commences, an IHUB poster can replace the CEO with his six year old son."

Additionally, Law Enforcement officials will be on hand to take RW into custody once again for violation of his parole, on charges of General Sleaziness. No stranger to the Florida Penal system, he will beg ZCOOLER's six year old son for mercy. It is unlikely mercy will be granted, and quite possible a Transformer will be jammed up his AR*e.

Finally, the meeting will hold an open discussion as to how the company can be rebranded, and reinvented to provide recycled lances and strips to the poverty stricken, a plan that Rat and Debt deviously conceived years ago at "The Booby Trap" in Ft. Lauderdale. Since it is unlikely that procurement of new products will be be able to be continued due to cash flow deficiencies, "used" items, which can be procured by the homeless and exchanged at the Pompano HQ for shiny objects seems a much more viable business plan at this point.

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