A Christmas Joke to start December....
Subject: Christmas Angel
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for
his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four
of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce
the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the
reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth
and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where to. More Stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh,
one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground
and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard,
he found the elves had hit the liquor and there was nothing to
drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke
into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his
way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel
with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where
would you like to put this tree, fat man?"
And that my friend is how the little angel came to be
on top of the Christmas tree.
