lol, shitty pinky report - MAUG, which made me laugh:
"During the first quarter of 2005 we sold our only operating business. It was purchased by the individual from whom we acquired it, who gave us one million shares of our common stock in payment for the business.
We currently have no assets and no operations. During the first quarter of 2007 we realized no revenue and incurred $7,292 in operating expenses. Our operating expenses consist of fees to lawyers and accountants necessary to maintain our standing as a fully-reporting public company and other administration expenses, which are primarily rent payments
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Our operations consumed only $7 of cash in the first quarter of 2007, since we did not pay any of our bills in that quarter."