Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

[Mustache Pete]

Yo. Fed. Here's one of the weightiest market quotes I saw this week. It's from Richard Russell: http://www.siliconinvestor.com/stocktalk/msg.gsp?msgid=19683667

An old guy who's intractable is a dinosaur. An old guy who reads the writing on the wall and effing deals with it is a resource. Old age ain't for sissies, and you didn't live so long by being a puss. You're a tough old bird....

THE MAKEOVER OF FEDERAL RESERVES

....You just need a makeover, man. Like on that Jenny Jones television program. My Gramps Doesn't Dress Sexy Enough--Exclamation Point. First thing you gotta do, buddy, you change your username to Linkin Park. They make loud music. Trust me, it doesn't suck as bad as disco. Next, okay, you drink some peppermint schnapps. For moxie. When you're good and moxied up, you tell that trippy The Zeev: As the fortune cookie said to Charlie Chanowitz, it's the bareass naked emperor who craves constant affirmation of the resplendency of his new bearsuit. There you'll be, man. Grooving to the tunes, got your peppermint schnapps buzz on, getting flamed by the readingchallenged. You will feel alive, a-live, ALIVE! More alive, brother. Final step. Are you ready? You phone your broker. You tell the unctuous little shit he doesn't have to call you mister. Picture the pencilneck shit. He's looking at his watch. He thinks you're an old fogy. He doesn't have time for you and your auld lang syne. You surprise the shit. You tell him you want to buy a hundred shares of some fourletter momo. It doesn't even have to pay a dividend. A hundred shares of SIRI. What the fuck you got to lose?

Rock on, Linkin Park. Long may you run.

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