Phoenix Associates Land Syndicate (fka PBLSQ)

[Renavatio]

OT Titan:

Please invent a good resume about how you have taken x, y and z companies from the pinks to the Nasdaq, or at least turned them around from bankruptcy. Use words like "Microsoft," "Wal-mart" and "Wall Street" a lot in your previous employment references. Through in a few "retired several times" comments and education from the likes of Stanford or Harvard and I'll cut you in at least 20%.

Of course, I still want to answer the phones so I can use a lot of bad language and get angry whenever an evil message board poster calls me demanding real facts.