GUNS/BARMS

[jmhollen]

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men.
Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything!

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then
bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of
the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive up to 2,187 women. One of them is bound to be better
than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received
184 women, of whom four were worth keeping - and two fo those had Ranger bass boats.

REMEMBER this chain brings luck.

One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate. An unmarried Jewish
man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a
Hollywood super model. You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!

One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list below!

Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Billy Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

W. Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Mr. Hillary Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Slick Willy
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017