Alcar Chemicals Group, Inc. (fka ALCX)

[texasjerry]

Today I was sitting , looking at my divy I treceived when the phone rang.
Dr C : How's it hangin' Tejas ?
TJ : Fine Doc, how about yourself ?
Dr.C : Great. I'm sitting here with my hoochies drinking saki.
TJ : Super Doc. Heard from the SEC ?
Dr.C : Nah. They couldn't find me if I was painted pink.
TJ : Harder to find than a softhearted stripper.
Dr.C : HaHa ! That's right.
TJ : Any update on the process?
Dr.C : Yes. We abandoned ethanol. We found out it will turn crap into crayons. Merger with Crayola Aug. 5th. Big Divy. Better get you some more shares.
TJ : Haha. You some funny Doc. Stay cool.
Dr.C : Haha. You too Tejas. See ya in the funny papers.