Drummie: It's $560,000 - but you need a USGA handicap of 9 or lower to qualify and you'll have to agree to strap an orange-dyed dead raccoon to your lid.
Job responsibilties include:
- Answering calls and email of prospective PP investors
- Ignoring calls and emails of existing investors who are not likely to buy PPs in the future
- Writing misleading, deceptive, and outright false CEO Statements, PRs, and website content
- Appearing on webcasts to dispense misleading, deceptive, and outright false information intended to inflate the impression of your company among pennystock suckers
- Issuing yourself, your fambly, and the other 3 guys (and their famblies) newly issued shares and money
- Removing restrictive 144 legends from stock certificates of favored insiders before the applicable time period has expired
- Selling hugely discounted PP shares to compensated stock promoters (mostly insurance brokers, investment 'advisors', nursing home owners, and barkeepers) for resale to suckers at significant markup as a means of compensating the promoters
- Allowing Robert Stewart to answer your emails sent to you at the company
- Swinging by the Wherehouse once a month to pay the nominal rent, pick up mail and faxes, and turn the lights on in the outer lobby to make sure they still work.
- Hit the ball a ton.
Can you fill these yob requirements, Drummie? If so, we'll look for a $560,000 6-month contract yob for you in Tucson that may be coming available January 2, 2008.
Can you say: FORE!!!
AI
