uWink Inc. (UWKI)

[Netman]

uWink Basher School – Limited Availability Left!

We prefer our New Bashers to have Some Credibility so they may last a little longer on the uwnk board, then past ones.

Course 101: Reading Documents and Company Reports with some Comprehension (How to actually understand and grasp what those darn silly documents really mean).

Course 102: How to post like you actually once attended an English Class in Mexico (We will not be able to fix your spelling, but your post should now make Some sense).

Course 103: How to not say the same thing over and over every 14 minutes, for 9 hours (This course will help you rearrange those same old statements, even if you just said it).

Course 104: How to be happy if you recently made a Ton of $$$$ in just a few months (Made a boatload recently, but U crave more? NP, this must be taken with Course 103).

Course 105: How to cope with a company that is busting its buns to grow itself ASAP (Made a boatload already, but it’s not international yet? NP, see our 24/7 Meds Store).

Course 106: How to get along with folks that have similar interests, & not piss them off (Before you can take 106, you will need hypnosis to forget what you learned from 103).

Course 107: How to find real info on the NET and share it with those you just piss off (This will actually require a little bit of energy expended on your part, but beats bitching).

Course 108: How to profess to be an Anal…yst, & copy/paste info, but still get it wrong (There is a great example of two kids already doing this on the NET, were still Laughing).

Course 109: How to bash while pretending you are Long, and distract others from reality (This course teaches you the fine art of posing questions and ideas, to puzzle investors).

Course 110: How to accept that a company must grow prosperous first, for its stock to greatly prosper, and how to also understand that it just isn’t going to happen in Less Time then it takes for a newly impregnated rented surrogate womb to spit out a babe! (This course has very limited availability left).

Sign Up Now! – Crazier Loons Then You have Applied Before!