A husband and wife were watching the news on television: > The devastation at the World Trade Center; the videos of different > countries around the world crying with Americans over the events > of the past few weeks; reporters updating and attempting to analyze > political strategy; President Bush making speeches. > > The wife turns to the husband and says, "I'm so thankful that Bush > is our President. He is doing such a wonderful job." > > > The husband turns to the wife and says, "Shut up, Tipper!" > >
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