The Jailhouse

[Cytotekk]

City Chicken comes in one color....tanned, tasty, and tender. Don't know the ethnic name for them, but DAMN they are good.

Beer?, I have more beer here than you can drink...Hmmm, oh, yeah, you are in the Jailhouse! AND you can't get out.

Should I visit your cell and drink a beer in front of you in a short skirt with my legs crossed? Nahhhh, I am not a tease. The beer would drive you crazy.

Forget those stupid grill igniters, they rarely work after a while. Do what I do, turn on the gas, low, light two toothpics til they are flaming good, toss them in, stand back and hope for the best.

If I go that way, at least I will go fast in a ball of glory.