Thursday, January 01, 2004 3:10:01 AM
"...Happy New Year to all our stocksuckers from beautiful Palm Springs..... QBID wishes to ring in the new year with the announcement of a new and very unique product for the gag industry. Fast on the heels of the terrifically successful Pride Cola comes the latest corporate offering: "...POOP-OLA..."!!!
Provided in convenient six packs, and compressed into a typical 12-ounce cola cans, QBID will provide guaranteed-fresh Monday-morning "..weekend anchovie-pizza farts.." by none other than Feahwuss Fwankie himself. Carry at least one can where ever you go for those unexpected personal and gag emergencies in life. You'll be the life of the party...!!!
Should you be locked in the back of a police car, attending a Hillary Rally, or attacked by several hooligans from Gold's Gym - just whip out you handy-dandy can of "...POOP-OLA..." - and let 'em have it...!!!
Be the first on your block to own your personal six pack of "...POOP-OLA..."!!! Only $29.95 plus S&H per six pack, or $79.95 plus S&H per case, FOB your front door. Dial (888)-POOPOLA right now, QBID operators are standing by.....
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WARNING: The Surgeon General recommends that you wear a US Military M1A1 all-agents gas mask, or be able to hold your breath for more than 6 minutes while running at full speed, while using this product.
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ps: The first 1000 orders will receive a QBID stock certificate for 100,000 shares with their shipment.
.......According to the Great Pumpkin, ".....You're in .....iHub....., Charlie Brown....."!!!
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