Advanced Micro Devices Inc (AMD)

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Re: Advanced Micro Devices Inc. (AMD) said Thursday that Chairman and Chief Executive Hector de J. Ruiz received total pay package valued at $12.8 million for 2006 and realized $9.28 million in value from the exercise of stock options in the same year.
The Sunnyvale, Calif., semiconductor company said de J. Ruiz's pay package included stock awards valued at $4.19 million, non-equity incentive plan compensation of $2.6 million, option awards valued at $1.55 million and a salary of $1.05 million.

I don't think this includes use of the company jet and limo, either. I seem to remember these figures being included in other estimates.

So how can I get a job like Hector's, where all I have to do is badmouth the competitor and lie about how good my company's doing, while facing no form of recrimination whatsoever...?