Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in Housewares'... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?! "
8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
And last, but not least:
12. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
News 
Market Data 
Discover 
