Ameritrade (fka AMTD)

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You Know You're Having A Bad Day When...


Nothing you own is actually paid for.



You find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag.



Your twin sister forgets your birthday.



Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.



You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.



Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific!" And then
you remember that you were home by yourself last night.



You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out
tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.



The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no
one has touched it.



Your mother approves of the person you are dating.



You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.



Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.



The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.



Your 4-year-old tells you that it's "almost impossible" to flush a
grapefruit down the toilet.