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[Matts Secret]

SECRET SANTA (Koikaze)

T'was the night before Christmas,
and all through the Shack,
not a creature was stirring,
not even a rack...of ribs.

Then I heard something on the roof,
it must have been a hoof.
I gotta outta bed,
but then I hit me head.

I got back up and scratched my noggin,
man how I wanted a tobagan.
I peeked out the window to see,
but I saw an old big man taking a pee.

I was as proud as I could be,
Santa was taking a pee on my new frisbee.
I took that frisbee filled with pee,
and put it in a jar just for me.

Now I show everyone I pick,
the stuff that came out of St. Nick's dick.

The Elves at Secret Santa's Workshop