SECRET SANTA (SoxFan)
It is Christmas Eve and Soxy is on a rooftop about to jump off. His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas taps him on the shoulder.
"Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas.
Soxy explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump.
"Stop!" shouts Father Christmas. "It is Christmas, I will grant you three wishes to solve your problems on the understanding that you will grant me a small favour in return!"
"Would you?" Soxy replies. "That would be wonderful!!...Thank you, thank you!"
Father Christmas promises him:
"You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return, she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend."
"You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue with your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will have any recollection of your sacking."
"You shall go to your bank and you will be one million dollars in credit & you will have no outstanding bills."
"Oh thank you, thank you!" says Soxy. "What is it that I can do for you?"
Father Christmas asks Soxy to drop his pants and bend over. After a quite brutal #######, which made his eyes water, Father Christmas asks Soxy how old he is.
"51" replies Soxy.
"Ho, Ho, Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren't you!?" chuckled the fat gay bastard in fancy dress.
The Elves at Secret Santa's Workshop
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