fastlizzy Wednesday, 05/23/07 09:41:38 PM Re: serfdom post# 37422 Post # of 71720 This should go in the Ibox on alot of IHUB boards: 1. Get your investment from chat rooms, those guys are sharp. 2. Buy stocks that have been going down, because they can only go up now. 3. Sell the stocks you have that have gone up and keep the ones that have gone down. 4. Buy only stocks that are less than a dollar as they can get you the largest % gains. 5. Get more investment ideas from anyone who posts on your favorite board, after all, if they like the same stock you do, they must be very good. 6. Tips from friends are excellent. 7. Tips from strangers are even better. 8. Buy stocks from the "low for the year" list. 9. Spammers are among the best stock pickers and have a real concern for your financial well being. 10. Stocks whose message boards have the most messages HAVE to be good investments. 11. Any stock that is associated with "going to the moon" is a worthy candidate. 12. Stocks who have gone through reverse splits are among the best investments. 13. Stocks who are about to do a reverse split are even better! 14. Any stock with a .com is a can't miss investment. 15. Canadian mining stocks are worth their weight in gold. 16. When a stock doesn't file Q's or K's it's because they are so busy working behind the scenes on HUGE deals.