Wildcat Resources Ltd. (Canada)

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It sounds like the orchestra plays atonal versions of The Firebird on a one string guitar. But the song is sweet when you listen between the notes. Wildcat Resources Ltd. is currently tunneling through a mile of granite in Iraq to find the remnants of Alexander's tomb. It is reputed to be encased in a 100 cubits square of solid gold. When we find it, we will phone you up and exhort you to buy stock like a madman.

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