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Re: occams_razor post# 16955

Monday, 12/22/2003 9:22:34 PM

Monday, December 22, 2003 9:22:34 PM

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SECRET SANTA (occams razor)

Murphy's Laws Of Christmas Presents

1. If it doesn't run off the mains, batteries are never included

2. If it does run off the mains, a plug is never included

3. Everything is designed to break by Dec 26

4. If you can wear it, it's the wrong size

5. If it fits, the color is never right

6. Santa Claus is an incorrigible practical joker

The Elves at Secret Santa's Workshop


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