I'll bet you guys never heard Fats Waller sing, "Yer feets' too big". Say, up in Harlem At a table for two There were four of us Me, your big feet, and you From your ankles up I'll say you sure are sweet From there down There's just too much feet Yeah, yer feets too big Don' wantcha 'cause yer feets too big (and like that) Fred