Cytogenix (fka CYGX)

[holycow]

"So the Texan says to the Belgian". On the off chance that there are late night Belgian visitors to the site tonight, I would like to retell my joke Belgian style. The details are, of course, imaginary.

So at this meeting between the two companies in Belgium, one of the Texans realizes for the first time that Belgium is so small, the whole country could probably fit into one corner of the great state of Texas. Wanting to impress his Belgian counterpart, he decides to tell him the following tale in his best Texan drawl (accent). "You know, back in Texas, I grew up on my family's farm". "Yes?", says the Belgian. Our farm was so big that I could start driving at sunrise and still not reach the other end when the sun set". The Belgian thinks for a minute and replies: "I once had an auto like that also".