Phoenix Associates Land Syndicate (fka PBLSQ)

[dlaserman]

Pretty good, but here's a better one, Paul Alonzo singing the following (with apologies to the Strawbs):

I will earn you silver,
I will earn you gold
I will keep you comfortable
In Retirement as you grow old

Here it comes
AFs
Here it comes
Share count
Here it comes

Best jets will be our chariot
The heavens opened wide
Safe and warm Tchefuncte
Where numerous tenants reside

Here it Comes
Profits
Here it comes
Huge growth
Here it comes

I just don't want him to end up at the last minute and sing Ray LaMontagne's song "Empty"