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Re: Ddog post# 34354

Friday, 04/20/2007 11:29:03 AM

Friday, April 20, 2007 11:29:03 AM

Post# of 143047
Sorry for the joke but thought it might help bring a smile during this dip.

Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin th em fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"


"That's right," said the lawyer."

"But why are you asking?"


"Well, I was thinkin . .. What I want to know is, kin I sue Jack Daniels fer all them ugly women I slept with?"