LOL.
Here's one my dad just told me.
One day God sends an angel down to earth to see how many good people were left.
The angel comes back and says, God, I only found about five percent of the people down there to be good.
God, says, that can't be right. So He sends another angel down to see if he could find any more out than the first angel.
Sure enough, that angel came back and had the same take.
God thought about it and decided that maybe He should send all the good people an email to tell them how good they were and to keep up the good work.
You know what the email said...
Yeah, I didn't get that one either...