TOP TWENTY-FIVE REASONS TO CONSIDER SELLING YOUR PENNY STOCK
25. The stock board you post on brands you a basher because you ask how much revenue the company actually made last year.
24. When someone recommends a buy based on T/A, you think that they must have gotten the tip from a stripper.
23. You still think SLJB will make a turnaround and start selling cement in the Middle East.
22. You have to ask if the market is open tomorrow.
21. You have heard “news tomorrow” for 8 days straight, and no news has yet to come out.
20. Your stock is a “Nevada” corporation with its principal business operations outside of the United States.
19. You have a day job that keeps you away from the computer and your broker does not allow stop losses on pennies.
18. The CEO is on I-Hub or other message boards defending him self.
17. Your stock’s primary place of business is the same as three other companies.
16. You have heard “I think this is bottom” for a week straight.
15. Someone from your board travels through I-hub screaming “breakout” on the stock’s first green day in a month.
14. You get multiple unsolicited e-mails about how it is going to go up.
13. Your stock releases fabulous press releases yet the PPS goes down.
12. Your stock used to have only one zero after the decimal point, now it has three.
11. You have trouble sleeping through the night because of copious KoolAid ingestion you must regularly use the bathroom.
10. Its 1:00 p.m. on a trading day and people are talking about how it will “Gap big in the morning.”
9. People keep saying that “but for the market makers shorting the hell out of the stock it would go up.”
8. Someone posts a rocket in their siggy with the ticker symbol of your stock cut and pasted on the side with a caption reading “To Da MOOOOOON.”
7. On-line trades have been eliminated by the major brokers.
6. Someone on the stock board says “I just spoke to the CEO and he says everything will get sorted out eventually.”
5. The transfer agent is gagged!
4. You are considering mortgaging the house to take advantage of “an opportunity of a lifetime!”
3. The top stock pumpers on your message board have suddenly disappeared.
2. Theses three words can legitimately be used when discussing your stock: SEC, investigation, soon.
1. Your stock has topped the Active Stock board on I-Hub for more than two days.
- Written by Skinsmoney-
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