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Re: Inho Kim post# 733

Friday, 09/21/2001 4:11:51 PM

Friday, September 21, 2001 4:11:51 PM

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> Attack on America would go down in the history as one of the worst attack
> on Humanity. Everybody is blaming Osama Bin Laden for that. The
> Mastermind. What perfect example of management can better be than this.
> Osama had actually planned this for India and asked his "Managers" to
> study the same. The "Managers" carried out a real time exercise to get
to
> the basics of it. But, as fate would have it, the results were
frustrating
> for Osama. Days before 11/Sept, Osama had frustratingly thrown a report
> back on his desk after he went thru, what can be said the outcome of the
> exercises carried out by their "managers". Our spl. correspondent had
> somehow got the chance to steal the following extract of the report:
>
> " Sir Osama Assalam Aliekum
> We had carried out the exercise you asked us to do so. We had targetted
> Qutub Minar in Delhi and we had very easily got into 5 Indian Airlines
> Planes flying from Mumbai to Guwahati, with our guns and grenades.
> But the operations could not be carried out because of the following
> reasons:
>
> 1) Plane 1: Did not take off. It developed Technical Diffculties.
>
> 2) Plane 2: It took Off but had a forced landing due to fuel shortage in
> Jaipur. When investigated, we learnt that both the Pilots were Sardarjis
> who came late on Duty. As such they had started the plane on the runway,
> stepped out of the cockpit and stood in front of the engine Fans to dry
> their Hair. It consumed half of the fuel.
>
> 3) Plane 3: It took off and was successfully approaching Delhi. We were
> about to take over the aircraft when suddenly it started descending
> steeply. On investigating we learnt that both the pilots were Punjabis and
> were closely related. During some friendly chat they developed some
> arguments over their parental property and when the matter got
> intense, they started physical fighting leaving aircraft to Allah.
>
> 4) Plane 4: We had taken over the controls of the plane without any
> bloodshed. We paid Rs.5,000/- each to the Pilots who agreed to jump out
> leaving the planes to us and we went ahead to destroy Qutub Minar. As we
> increased the speed for the bang, the plane could not withstand the
> desired speed and wobbled towards one side. It crashed 20 miles east of
> Qutub Minar.
>
> 5) Plane 5: We tried again. But this time by mistake we had a passanger
> named Laloo Yadav on Board. We don't know how he came to know about our
> plans and came straight in to the cabin. Accusing us that we were
> opposition's pawns, we were simply outnumbered by his co passengers who
> were supposed to be his supporters. We were thrown out of the plane and
> right now writing this report from Safdurjung Hospital.
>
> The situation is worse here and nobody cares about us. For Allah, please
> take us from here .......please""

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