They qave you the shaft?
That is obviously the secret Carpathian cave of Dr. Fu Man Chu, the Emerald pirate of the Seventh Sea. What looks like an ore car at the entrance is his coffin, long ago buried when Manchu Khan's rule of the middle Ptolemaic Kingdom ended. He was thence laid to rest with horse, and 1000 gilded warriors. At the confluence of the River Anatole and the Cypress Hills he has been hidden for this last millenia, until you stumbled upon him. His crown was rumoured to have weighed a 1000 pounds, and had a ruby diamond the size of a regulation football in the centre of it. You didn't find it did you?
The red colour of the coffin is caused by it being completely covered with rare rouge vampire bats, which are so voracious that a swarm of them can drain an Elephant of its vital fluids in the wink of an eye.
Be careful.
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