(i am just temporarily storing this message here, as the PNMS moderator did not see the humor in it-- it stems from the financials not being released because the CEO's scanner malfunctioned, but the financials never did get released, then the moderator said that the malfunction blog message was actually just a joke and it has been subsequently removed from the company website)
yes, a mis-coded scanner driver sent a trojan horse virus out that resulted in the taking of several Italian hostages by the Iranians.
Puzzlingly, the Iranians demanded Balboas in payment for their release.
MT, quick thinking as always, offered up some Pedro PDR's in lieu of cash, and before the spaghetti was even cold, the Italian hostages were released.
This unprecedented chain of events has not been cleared by the Panamanian Secret Police, the CIA, or the local Staples franchise yet, so the world is not yet skookum to the incredible heroism that has as yet gone unblogged or released to the world press.
Pedro, in celebration of the good news to come, issued himself Panamanian Medals of Freedom, gold, backed by PDR's, which are securely held at a bunker in an undisclosed location.
Dick Cheney, fearing loss of the exclusivity of unisclosed-location bunkers, promptly invited him quail hunting, which has led to secrecy, including no substantive PR's from PNMS for over a month. see, we can joke too, MT
"If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you"
