A blind man unknowingly walks into an all-womens bar and decides to order a drink. while the bartender is making the drink he turns to the women next to him and says "you wanna hear a blonde joke?" the whole bar freezes and gasps. the woman who he asked the question too turns to him and says "sir i think its only fair, being that you're blind, that you know a few things. The bartender is a blonde woman, the woman to your left is a black belt in Karate and a blonde, I am a professional weight lifter and a blonde, the bouncer is a blonde woman and the woman at the pool table is a 300 lbs heavy weight wrestler and a blonde. So tell me do you still wanna tell that joke?" the man sits for a minute and thinks finally he says "nah not if id have to explain it five times."
"When in doubt, empty the clip."
