RushNet Inc (RSHN)

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Tasters were smitten! "Existing brands suck by comparison!" said thousands of happy samplers. Buyers from distributors and retail chains immediately authorized the entire line, using personal credit cards when necessary in a frenzied bidding war! A group of buxom lasses held an impromptu wet t-shirt contest just to be the FIRST to do it using the soon-to-be-history-making product! Local National Guard units were called in to rescue Rushnet founder Bob Corr from the insane crush! RSHN stock SURGED to 7 one-hundredths of a cent before falling back to 6....