Let's Swap Positions
"Darling" says a husband coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".
jgbuz
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American Soldier
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom