I thought I would post a couple of good jokes for you ladies
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."
jgbuz
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American Soldier
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom