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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 10:48:17 PM
Here's a joke for you..
An old farmer was startled at 4:30am when he heard a gunshot on his property. He went outside and saw a young hunter walking across his field. He said to the hunter "what are you doing on my property?" The hunter said "I'm going to get the duck I shot".
The old farmer said "This is my property so the duck is mine."
The young hunter argued and said "I have a permit, I shot the duck, so the duck is mine".
The farmer says "OK, I am willing to let you keep the duck under one condition" The young hunter says "Under WHAT Condition?"
The Farmer says, "I will do the same contest with you that I do with all the young hunters on my property. We will each kick each other in the balls and the one that stands up gets the duck".
The young hunter thinks for a minute, then laughs because he knows the old man couldn't take a kick in the balls and win. So he agrees and says "OK Old Man, You are on!".
Just then, the old man kicks the young hunter in the balls as hard as he can. After 10 minutes of excruciating pain, the young hunter pulls himself off the ground and says "OK Old Man, Now it's MY Turn".
The old man turns away and says "Keep the Duck, I'm going back to bed".
Good night, I'm off to bed, and keep the duck!
An old farmer was startled at 4:30am when he heard a gunshot on his property. He went outside and saw a young hunter walking across his field. He said to the hunter "what are you doing on my property?" The hunter said "I'm going to get the duck I shot".
The old farmer said "This is my property so the duck is mine."
The young hunter argued and said "I have a permit, I shot the duck, so the duck is mine".
The farmer says "OK, I am willing to let you keep the duck under one condition" The young hunter says "Under WHAT Condition?"
The Farmer says, "I will do the same contest with you that I do with all the young hunters on my property. We will each kick each other in the balls and the one that stands up gets the duck".
The young hunter thinks for a minute, then laughs because he knows the old man couldn't take a kick in the balls and win. So he agrees and says "OK Old Man, You are on!".
Just then, the old man kicks the young hunter in the balls as hard as he can. After 10 minutes of excruciating pain, the young hunter pulls himself off the ground and says "OK Old Man, Now it's MY Turn".
The old man turns away and says "Keep the Duck, I'm going back to bed".
Good night, I'm off to bed, and keep the duck!
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