ladies only (no men)

[rocky822]

Thanks, Sue - really good idea for a board. Since the topic tonight is Churak, I have a little story that you all might find interesting:

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to Churak (the bartender) who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed it.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," Chu replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands across his face and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed Chu. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" Chu managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.


TRUE STORY!!!!