Vinny, here's one for you.
An electrician died and went to the Pearly Gates and was met by St Peter there. St Peter looked at the list on his clip board and could not find the electrician's name. He said "Sorry sir, but you've gotta go down."
A week or so later the AC up in Heaven took a crap. St Peter quickly got on the phone and called the devil. St Peter asked the devil if he remembered the electrician that he had sent down and the devil quickly responsed, "Yeah baby, thank you very much!!!! We got the jacuzzies goin' and the beer's never been colder. St Peter said, "God bless you, but now we need him back. The devil said, "NO WAY!!!" With that St Peter said, "Well, we're gonna have to sue ya"
The devil said, "Where ya gonna find a lawyer?"
